Email to mother, 2:37 pm:
So… the sugar daddy has purchased tickets to Trans-Siberian Orchestra for me. Woooooot.
Email from mother, 2:43 pm:
Which sugar daddy?
Mr. No Personality ?
Mr. Sucks-air-through-his teeth?
Mr. "I don't like girls who chew with their mouths open"?
Mr. St. Lawrence - cute but quiet?
Mr. Woodpecker?
which one?
Email to mother, 2:47 pm:
Mr. No Personality / Sucks Air Through His Teeth
He took me out this past weekend and I got drunk and I think he understood that he’s boring and annoying because he asked lots of questions about me and was thoroughly interested, and of course I love talking about myself so it was actually very enjoyable.
Email to mother, 2:47 pm:
Christ, when you sum up my sex life like that, I get kind of depressed.
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